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Cupid's Love Tester app for iPhone and iPad


4.2 ( 332 ratings )
Games Entertainment Arcade Family
Developer: Bluebird Software
Free
Current version: 1.0, last update: 7 years ago
First release : 21 Apr 2009
App size: 2.6 Mb

Free for Valentines weekend!

CUPIDS LOVE TESTER harkens back to that bygone era when penny amusements could be found while strolling along the boardwalks of seaside resorts.

This recreation faithfully reproduces one of those high tech marvels of yesteryear—right in the palm of your hand. Simply touch the pulsing heart gem to bring this curious machine to life. A cacophony of colorful lights and sounds wind down to the curious results.

Our crack team of field testers found this simple amusement to be oddly addictive. Some swear that keeping ones finger on the heart gem produces a truer result. (Hmmm...were not sure about that.) Others think it best for both parties to touch the heart together. How sweet (and a little sneaky, too).

At pubs, coffeehouses and restaurants we found single folk—from the all-too-gregarious to the terminally shy—testing their sexual compatibility with total strangers. Sometimes to hilarious results. (Youll have to use your imagination here because some of the episodes we witnessed were, um, shall we say R rated.)

With disarming innocence Cupids Love Tester proves to be a sassy little ice-breaker and...excuse me. Miss? Could you touch this little heart? Yes, right here...